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FAT BASTARD
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About this strain
- Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis
- Type: Mostly Hybrid (Balanced Sativa & Indica)
- Flavor & Aroma: Fruity, skunky, citrus, and earthy
- Effects: Euphoric, relaxing, creative, and uplifting
- Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Limonene
- Flowering Time: 8 – 10 weeks from germination
- Yield:
- Indoor: 400 – 600 g/m²
- Outdoor: 125 – 300 g/plant
Fat Bastard Auto is a powerful hybrid autoflowering strain created by crossing Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis.
This strain delivers an intense yet balanced experience, blending euphoric sativa effects with deep indica relaxation.
The buds are dense, resin-coated, and rich in fruity and skunky flavors, making them perfect for both flower consumption and concentrate production.
Grower's spec sheet
Genetics & Grow Data
Packsize3 Pack, 6 Pack
Flowering TypeAutoFlower
BreedHybrid
Plant GenderFeminized
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What growers say
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