Blimburn Seeds

FAT BASTARD

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About this strain

Product Type: Feminized Cannabis Seeds

Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk

Dominance: Hybrid (Balanced)

Flavor Profile: Fruity, Skunky, Sweet, Earthy

Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting, Full-Body Buzz

Best for: Evening Use, Creativity, Stress Relief, Concentration

Flowering Time: 8 – 10 Weeks

Yield:

  • Indoor: 400 – 600 g/m²
  • Outdoor: 700 – 900 g/plant

 

Fat Bastard is a powerhouse hybrid, balancing Indica relaxation with Sativa euphoria.

This strain delivers a complex fruity and skunky flavor.

Expect dense, resin-rich buds that are ideal for both flower consumption and concentrate extraction.

Grower's spec sheet
Genetics & Grow Data
Packsize3 Pack, 6 Pack
Flowering TypePhotoperiod
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What growers say
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As a disabled Army veteran, finding balance after service isn't always easy. Cannabis became an important part of that process for me, and companies like...

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An awesome company, top to bottom, great customer service and they always have huge discounts to get the most bang for your buck!

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Quick responses from customer support. Even faster shipping time. Popping these babies soon. Super excited!

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So far so good nothing to complain about

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