Product Type: Feminized Cannabis Seeds
Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk
Dominance: Hybrid (Balanced)
Flavor Profile: Fruity, Skunky, Sweet, Earthy
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting, Full-Body Buzz
Best for: Evening Use, Creativity, Stress Relief, Concentration
Flowering Time: 8 – 10 Weeks
Yield:
- Indoor: 400 – 600 g/m²
- Outdoor: 700 – 900 g/plant
Fat Bastard is a powerhouse hybrid, balancing Indica relaxation with Sativa euphoria.
This strain delivers a complex fruity and skunky flavor.
Expect dense, resin-rich buds that are ideal for both flower consumption and concentrate extraction.
Genetics & Lineage
Fat Bastard is the result of crossing Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, two strains known for their rich terpene profiles and potent effects.
Goldmember, an Indica-dominant hybrid (OG Kush x Gold Leaf), brings deep relaxation and an earthy sweetness, while Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg 4 x G13) adds a skunky, berry-forward aroma with uplifting cerebral effects.
The combination results in a well-balanced hybrid with strong euphoric highs and body-melting relaxation.
Appearance & Aroma
Fat Bastard’s buds are dense, resin-coated, and shimmering with trichomes, giving them an almost frosted look.
The terpene profile is rich in Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha-Humulene, and Limonene, creating a pungent blend of fruity, skunky, and earthy notes with hints of spice and citrus.
Effects & Potency
Fat Bastard is a heavy hitter.
The initial rush brings a wave of euphoria and heightened creativity, while the Indica side settles in with deep body relaxation and stress relief.
This strain is ideal for unwinding after a long day, enhancing focus for creative projects, or simply enjoying a long-lasting, full-spectrum high.
Cultivation Information
- Difficulty Level: Moderate
- Indoor Cultivation: Best results with ScrOG (Screen of Green) techniques to encourage even canopy growth and maximize yield. Keep humidity levels 55%-60% in veg, dropping to 40% in flower for optimal trichome production.
- Outdoor Cultivation: Best planted in April for Northern Hemisphere growers with a harvest window in mid-October. The strain thrives in warm, sunny climates and low-humidity environments.
- Flowering Time: 8 – 10 weeks indoors, with a relatively fast transition from vegetative growth to bud development.
- Yield Potential: 400 – 600 g/m² indoors / 700 – 900 g/plant outdoors, making it a high-yielding option for growers.
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Product Type: Feminized Cannabis Seeds
Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk
Dominance: Hybrid (Balanced)
Flavor Profile: Fruity, Skunky, Sweet, Earthy
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting, Full-Body Buzz
Best for: Evening Use, Creativity, Stress Relief, Concentration
Flowering Time: 8 – 10 Weeks
Yield:
- Indoor: 400 – 600 g/m²
- Outdoor: 700 – 900 g/plant
Fat Bastard is a powerhouse hybrid, balancing Indica relaxation with Sativa euphoria.
This strain delivers a complex fruity and skunky flavor.
Expect dense, resin-rich buds that are ideal for both flower consumption and concentrate extraction.
Genetics & Lineage
Fat Bastard is the result of crossing Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, two strains known for their rich terpene profiles and potent effects.
Goldmember, an Indica-dominant hybrid (OG Kush x Gold Leaf), brings deep relaxation and an earthy sweetness, while Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg 4 x G13) adds a skunky, berry-forward aroma with uplifting cerebral effects.
The combination results in a well-balanced hybrid with strong euphoric highs and body-melting relaxation.
Appearance & Aroma
Fat Bastard’s buds are dense, resin-coated, and shimmering with trichomes, giving them an almost frosted look.
The terpene profile is rich in Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha-Humulene, and Limonene, creating a pungent blend of fruity, skunky, and earthy notes with hints of spice and citrus.
Effects & Potency
Fat Bastard is a heavy hitter.
The initial rush brings a wave of euphoria and heightened creativity, while the Indica side settles in with deep body relaxation and stress relief.
This strain is ideal for unwinding after a long day, enhancing focus for creative projects, or simply enjoying a long-lasting, full-spectrum high.
Cultivation Information
- Difficulty Level: Moderate
- Indoor Cultivation: Best results with ScrOG (Screen of Green) techniques to encourage even canopy growth and maximize yield. Keep humidity levels 55%-60% in veg, dropping to 40% in flower for optimal trichome production.
- Outdoor Cultivation: Best planted in April for Northern Hemisphere growers with a harvest window in mid-October. The strain thrives in warm, sunny climates and low-humidity environments.
- Flowering Time: 8 – 10 weeks indoors, with a relatively fast transition from vegetative growth to bud development.
- Yield Potential: 400 – 600 g/m² indoors / 700 – 900 g/plant outdoors, making it a high-yielding option for growers.
Common Questions
Is this legal to buy?
Our seeds are sold as collectibles to U.S. customers. They ship as seed-only in plain packaging with a neutral business name on your bank statement. We do not talk about growing, using, or selling cannabis on the site or in email.
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What happens if my seeds do not germinate?
We have a 100% germination promise. If you have an issue, reach out with your order number and what happened. We troubleshoot with you and replace or credit according to our policy. The short version is: if something is off and you are acting in good faith, we make it right without a fight.