FAT BASTARD | BLIMBURN SEEDS | PHOTOPERIOD CANNABIS SEEDS FEMALE
65.00
Product Type: Feminized Cannabis Seeds
Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk
Dominance: Hybrid (Balanced)
Flavor Profile: Fruity, Skunky, Sweet, Earthy
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing, Uplifting, Full-Body Buzz
Best for: Evening Use, Creativity, Stress Relief, Concentration
Flowering Time: 8 – 10 Weeks
Yield:
- Indoor: 400 – 600 g/m²
- Outdoor: 700 – 900 g/plant
Fat Bastard is a powerhouse hybrid, balancing Indica relaxation with Sativa euphoria.
This strain delivers a complex fruity and skunky flavor.
Expect dense, resin-rich buds that are ideal for both flower consumption and concentrate extraction.
Genetics & Lineage
Fat Bastard is the result of crossing Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, two strains known for their rich terpene profiles and potent effects.
Goldmember, an Indica-dominant hybrid (OG Kush x Gold Leaf), brings deep relaxation and an earthy sweetness, while Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg 4 x G13) adds a skunky, berry-forward aroma with uplifting cerebral effects.
The combination results in a well-balanced hybrid with strong euphoric highs and body-melting relaxation.
Appearance & Aroma
Fat Bastard’s buds are dense, resin-coated, and shimmering with trichomes, giving them an almost frosted look.
The terpene profile is rich in Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha-Humulene, and Limonene, creating a pungent blend of fruity, skunky, and earthy notes with hints of spice and citrus.
Effects & Potency
Fat Bastard is a heavy hitter.
The initial rush brings a wave of euphoria and heightened creativity, while the Indica side settles in with deep body relaxation and stress relief.
This strain is ideal for unwinding after a long day, enhancing focus for creative projects, or simply enjoying a long-lasting, full-spectrum high.
Cultivation Information
- Difficulty Level: Moderate
- Indoor Cultivation: Best results with ScrOG (Screen of Green) techniques to encourage even canopy growth and maximize yield. Keep humidity levels 55%-60% in veg, dropping to 40% in flower for optimal trichome production.
- Outdoor Cultivation: Best planted in April for Northern Hemisphere growers with a harvest window in mid-October. The strain thrives in warm, sunny climates and low-humidity environments.
- Flowering Time: 8 – 10 weeks indoors, with a relatively fast transition from vegetative growth to bud development.
- Yield Potential: 400 – 600 g/m² indoors / 700 – 900 g/plant outdoors, making it a high-yielding option for growers.
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