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Dirty Laundry
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About this strain
Dirty Laundry is our prototype of a fuel forward, fast flowering, feminized photoperiod (Quick / quik / semi) that will stand out for solventless / hash production / washing.
Girl Scout Cookies lineage, and specifically GMO cannabis seeds, are known to be oustanding washers and this f1 cross is no exception.
Also GMO typically takes longer to finish, as in beginning to mid October, and we wanted to bring the flowering time down by 2-3 weeks while still hitting great numbers on hash production.
Girl Scout Cookies lineage, and specifically GMO cannabis seeds, are known to be oustanding washers and this f1 cross is no exception.
Also GMO typically takes longer to finish, as in beginning to mid October, and we wanted to bring the flowering time down by 2-3 weeks while still hitting great numbers on hash production.
Savoury funky terps of the GMO really carry through on this vigorous, well yielding plant.
Of course there is gas too, we wouldn’t leave out the gas terps.
Look for some nice hues of purple as the flower reachers maturity.
It may take a few days to a week longer to finish than many of the other SFT in our catalogue because as we said the gmo mother takes a touch longer.
Also, the yield potential is slightly lower, though this may be offset with higher planting densities or just with higher quality flowers, and did we mention hash production?
LINEAGE: GMO Soda x GMO 8 auto
SEED TYPE: Semi-Full Term, Feminized
SATIVA/INDICA: Indica
FLOWERING TIME: 70-75 Days
AROMA/NOSE: Gas, Funky
Grower's spec sheet
Genetics & Grow Data
Packsize1 Pack, 3 Pack, 5 Pack, 10 Pack
Flowering TypePhotoperiod
BreedIndica
Plant GenderFeminized
Seed TypeFast Flowering, Semi-Full Term
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