HOOKER FOR HIRE | AEQUE GENETICS | AUTOFLOWER CANNABIS SEEDS REGULAR

Name: HOOKER FOR HIRE | AEQUE GENETICS | AUTOFLOWER CANNABIS SEEDS REGULAR
Brand: Aeque Genetics
SKU: 303723
Availability: InStock

44.00

Type: Indica-Leaning Hybrid | Regular Autoflower (Male & Female Plants)
Genetics: Pure Michigan × Forgotten Peanut Butter
Flowering Time (Seed to Harvest): 75–85 Days
Yield: Not Stated (Medium to High Potential)
Height: Medium
Terpene Profile: Heavy dank funk, layered depth, unapologetically loud
Effect: Potent hybrid high — relaxed body with a strong, sedative edge and mind-melting clarity

Hooker For Hire Auto is a loud, funky indica-leaning hybrid bred from Pure Michigan and Forgotten Peanut Butter.

This regular autoflower release produces both male and female plants, making it ideal for pheno hunters, breeders, and fans of dank, stank-forward cannabis.

With a 75–85 day cycle, this cultivar brings potency, personality, and pure funk.

Expect medium-sized plants with strong structure, early-showing males, and an even male-to-female ratio.

It’s an easy grow, but the nose is not discreet — Hooker For Hire brings dank on dank, with an aroma that announces itself well before harvest.

Genetics & Origins

Hooker For Hire Auto merges the frost-coated power of Pure Michigan with the sticky, loud funk of Forgotten Peanut Butter.

The result is an auto-flowering hybrid that leans indica in both structure and effect, with gassy terps and serious bag appeal.

With early-maturing males and an even gender ratio, this cultivar is built for selection and exploration — or simply growing out some of the loudest plants in your garden.

Effects & Experience

Expect a hard-hitting high that starts in the head and drops down into full-body relaxation.

Perfect for evening use, creative zoning, or melting into the couch with a movie or music.

There’s a clarity to the onset that makes it mentally engaging, before the indica backbone takes over for deep physical relief.

Flavor & Aroma

• Pure dank — front, back, and center
• Nose fills the room with earthy funk, chem, and rotten-sweet undertones
• Lingering aroma that sticks to jars, hands, and memory
• One of the loudest profiles in the lineup — not for stealth grows

Growing Information

Indoor Cultivation:
• Medium size with sturdy branching and dense flowers
• Early male expression — easy to identify and separate
• Carbon filters highly recommended for smell control
• Handles light training and moderate feeding with ease

Outdoor Cultivation:
• Great for warm seasons and fast turnaround
• Dank aroma intensifies with sun exposure — plant accordingly
• Easy to grow and manage, suitable for intermediate or advanced growers

Medical & Recreational Benefits

• Deep relaxation and physical relief
• Helpful for stress, restlessness, and evening wind-down
• Uplifted mind paired with body sedation
• May assist with appetite, tension, and mood elevation

Why Choose This Strain?

Hooker For Hire Auto is for those who love their flower loud, sticky, and strong. With rock-solid genetics, a rich terpene profile, and excellent breeding potential, this strain is both fun to grow and unforgettable to smoke. Just be ready for the stank — this one brings the funk unapologetically.

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