FAT BASTARD | BLIMBURN SEEDS | PHOTOPERIOD CANNABIS SEEDS FEMALE

Genetics & Lineage

Fat Bastard is the result of crossing Goldmember and Monkey Spunk, two strains known for their rich terpene profiles and potent effects.

Goldmember, an Indica-dominant hybrid (OG Kush x Gold Leaf), brings deep relaxation and an earthy sweetness, while Monkey Spunk (Chemdawg 4 x G13) adds a skunky, berry-forward aroma with uplifting cerebral effects.

The combination results in a well-balanced hybrid with strong euphoric highs and body-melting relaxation.

Appearance & Aroma

Fat Bastard’s buds are dense, resin-coated, and shimmering with trichomes, giving them an almost frosted look.

The terpene profile is rich in Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Alpha-Humulene, and Limonene, creating a pungent blend of fruity, skunky, and earthy notes with hints of spice and citrus.

Effects & Potency

Fat Bastard is a heavy hitter.

The initial rush brings a wave of euphoria and heightened creativity, while the Indica side settles in with deep body relaxation and stress relief.

This strain is ideal for unwinding after a long day, enhancing focus for creative projects, or simply enjoying a long-lasting, full-spectrum high.

Cultivation Information

• Difficulty Level: Moderate
• Indoor Cultivation: Best results with ScrOG (Screen of Green) techniques to encourage even canopy growth and maximize yield. Keep humidity levels 55%-60% in veg, dropping to 40% in flower for optimal trichome production.
• Outdoor Cultivation: Best planted in April for Northern Hemisphere growers with a harvest window in mid-October. The strain thrives in warm, sunny climates and low-humidity environments.
• Flowering Time: 8 – 10 weeks indoors, with a relatively fast transition from vegetative growth to bud development.
• Yield Potential: 400 – 600 g/m² indoors / 700 – 900 g/plant outdoors, making it a high-yielding option for growers.