Blimburn Seeds

STONED PANDA

★★★★ 4.2 · 25 reviews 100% Germ Guarantee
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Every STONED PANDA seed is guaranteed to germinate. If any seed in your pack doesn't pop, we replace it free — no hassle, no extra cost.
Fem Photoperiod
Stoned panda cannabis
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Stoned Panda B Blimburn
Stoned Panda A Blimburn
$85.00
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About this strain
  • Type: Balanced Hybrid
  • THC: 30–32%
  • Flavor: Earthy, fruity, sweet
  • Effects: Euphoric, relaxing, uplifting

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Stoned Panda is a standout hybrid strain, born from the legendary genetics of Grandaddy Purple and Santa Muerte.

This feminized strain delivers a balanced experience, blending Sativa-driven euphoria with Indica-inspired relaxation.

Its earthy, fruity, and sweet flavors create a smooth, flavorful smoke that’s perfect for both recreational and medicinal users.

Grower's spec sheet
Genetics & Grow Data
Packsize3 Pack, 6 Pack
Flowering TypePhotoperiod
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What growers say
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As a disabled Army veteran, finding balance after service isn't always easy. Cannabis became an important part of that process for me, and companies like...

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An awesome company, top to bottom, great customer service and they always have huge discounts to get the most bang for your buck!

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Quick responses from customer support. Even faster shipping time. Popping these babies soon. Super excited!

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So far so good nothing to complain about

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Common Questions
Seeds are sold as adult novelty and collectible items. It's your responsibility to know and follow the laws in your area before germinating.
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